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Archive => Archived Boards => Local Issues => Topic started by: Barbara on December 20, 2011, 08:24:23 PM
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Let us stop the back biting for a few days at least and enjoy the season.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to everyone on here
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Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas and everything you wish for yourselves in 2012.
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Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas and everything you wish for yourselves in 2012.
Like a new supermarket :)
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Thanks Mrs O - that's lovely! And Happy Christmas to you too. :-*
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Really enjoyed that - thank you Mrs O! ;D
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally -conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the festive holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make England great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wisher.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher ..
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Name withheld (Privacy Act).
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Dear Alan - as Homer Simpson might say 'DOH!' ....
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The Hibbert Lane Supermarket Board has been taken off-line for the Christmas Holidays to give everyone a break from it and a chance to be nice to each other. Hostilities can be renewed in the New Year and in the meantime any posts about it in other boards and threads will be removed.
Merry Christmas everyone ;D
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A great idea. Merry Christmas to you all.
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A good idea - I'm sure we're all ready for a bit of peace on earth and good will towards men. Happy Christmas to you too admin, and to everyone else. And thanks for your patience throughout 2011 in running this sometimes unruly forum!
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The Hibbert Lane Supermarket Board has been taken off-line for the Christmas Holidays to give everyone a break from it and a chance to be nice to each other. Hostilities can be renewed in the New Year and in the meantime any posts about it in other boards and threads will be removed.
Merry Christmas everyone ;D
Great idea Mark. Merry Christmas to you. :)
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Thank goodness for some sense at last. Thanks very much Mark and all the best to everyone on the forum.
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Think we should all thank mark for all what he has to put up with and possiblly one of the best websites in the country .
look forward to resuming in the new year .
Merry Christmas every one and a happy and peacefull new year . :)
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BAHHHHH hUMBUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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I think Mark means don't try and argue about anything else either :D Have a lovely Christmas everyone and a very wonderful 2012 :)
It might have been a lot more frantic and argumentative here this year but its also been loads of fun..especially as I'm slowly finding out who lots of you are in real life !!
And ditto what that lot said... THANK YOU Mark :)
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You're right Lisa - I meant no arguments for Christmas ;D but thank you everyone for your contributions this year.........
The Main Website has been updated this morning with the 'traditional' annual review and Christmas and New Year Greeting to all web site visitors. Click the link below to go direct to the main site and have a great holiday everyone!
www.marple-uk.com/Marple.htm
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Risk assessment for one horse open sleighs!!!
All persons planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered.
To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance. Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.
While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.
The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.
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Risk assessment for one horse open sleighs!!!
All persons planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered.
To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance. Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.
While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.
The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.
Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.
Love these Alan. Keep them coming! :)
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I enjoyed this last year
Merry Christmas Everybody
http://youtu.be/SXh7JR9oKVE
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Happy Saturnalia all!
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... and a ho ho ho to all
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Happy belated Christmas to one and all. Alan, your really are wasted and should be on stage, much funnier than this years scheduled TV programmes. You may well have saved me from destroying the family TV!! :D
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Happy belated Christmas to one and all. Alan, your really are wasted and should be on stage, much funnier than this years scheduled TV programmes. You may well have saved me from destroying the family TV!! :D
Hmmmmm ........ all I can say is that my Mummy dearest has the patience of a Saint ! :) ;D
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Happy new year, ;D