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alan@marple

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Re: Well I think it's funny
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 04:17:49 PM »
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"Hello, you are through to PC World Technical Support, how can I help you?"

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alan@marple

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Re: Well I think it's funny
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 04:10:33 PM »


I went to the Whites the Butcher the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
'No, the steaks are too high

Boom Boom


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Harry

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Re: Well I think it's funny
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 03:14:00 PM »
The M1 was closed yesterday after a truck carrying Marmite overturned.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-15933599


Police closed both carriageways. I don't know why, as they could have just closed the yeastbound carriageway.
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alan@marple

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Well I think it's funny
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 02:05:46 PM »
Following on from the Fish Saga:


  My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


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