Agony Uncle

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[alan@marple]

yes Beccy is very nice

Awsome! That came out as:

"you need to know these languages so that you can still more make money of the announcements of the soap in those countries.  In the brush of the half time for above in his English and he fills form 6560 TO GO, to reduce his code of tax to consider the permission that learns overseas for a minimum of three years, that must not prohibit something like £8600.38 years him of the PA and to only go in loan to the other club that does not attract the bathtub in the informal adjustments but stay in books of where you are I hope that this helps"

That helps so much, Uncle Alan! Anyway, my friend who already works over there says he can give me phone number of a girl called Rebecca. She sounds really nice.

You've set my mind a rest.

Michael O

[alan@marple]

Dear Michael
usted necesita saber estas idiomas de modo que usted pueda hacer aún más dinero de los anuncios del jabón en esos países. En el cepillo del medio tiempo para arriba en su inglés y llene el formulario 6560 IR, para reducir su código de impuesto para tener en cuenta el permiso que aprende de ultramar para un mínimo de tres años, que deben no prohibirle algo como £8600.38 años del PA e ir en préstamo solamente al otro club que no atrae la tina en los arreglos informales sino estancia en los libros de donde usted está Espero que esto ayude El tuyo Tío Alan

Dear Alan,

I play for a pretty well known football club. I earn millions of pounds a year, am worshipped everywhere I go and get all the Persil I can eat (it tastes foul, but it's free, you know? It'd be rude to refuse).

However, there's another club that wants to pay me even more money but I won't be gaurannteed a first team place and I don't speak Spanish (in fact, I can barely speak English).

Should I stay or should I go?

Michael O

[alan@marple]

Jason,

 Ask her at the end of the date you dim-wit.


Yours

Uncle Al

Dear Al

If a first date goes really well, how soon is it safe to call? I've heard different opinions. Some people say I should wait at least two days, others say that if I like the girl, then I can call the next day. What do you think?

Jason

Dear Dont know what to do,


A nice meal probably won't do any harm, but she needs to understand that a night out chasing young girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Rather than coming home at all hours, just stay away for a couple of days - absence makes the heart grow fonder and it's a great chance for her to clean the house. She'll love you for it in the end.


Yours

Uncle Al

My wife thinks I have too many nights out with the lads and she's fed up with me coming home at all hours stinking of booze and boasting of being fancied by  other women. Should I take her out for a nice meal to cheer her up ?

[alan@marple]

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[Theotherside]

Dear Uncle Al,
Please, please, please can you help me?'> How do you spell 'Agony'?

[alan@marple]

I am thinking of starting up as an angony uncle, so send me the problem and let me think about it.

No smut!!

Yours

Uncle Al