I think organisations sending Christmas cards is the most stupid thing ever. When I took over at my place, we did away with it entirely.
Duke, just because you think so, doesn't mean it is a fact.
If people or organisations for that matter decide to send Christmas cards then it is entirely up to them and really none of your business nor yours Wheels. It is not an unpleasant experience to receive a Christmas card from a distant family member or a friend who lives thousands of miles away whom you rarely see. It is a well intentioned, well meaning gesture with nothing but kindness and courtesy as its motivation.
To pour scorn on it is to take it upon oneself to be high - handed and mean minded. Your bah humbug! approach to this harmless, well wishing deed that brings a fleeting moment of happiness and respect to both donor and recipient Duke will be of no surprise to regular readers/contributors to this website.
To espouse the sterilisation of this once a year occasion and change it to email is like filling your garden with plastic flowers and is to me indicative that through a life of escalating bitterness and chagrin any poetry that you had left is well on its way to leaving both your souls forever.
That is indeed if either of you had one in the first place.
At the risk of being sexist your suggestion dictates that you could only be - MEN !